Dearly Departed
<div class="trix-content">\n <div>Sadly, my mom departed.<br><br>Her flight lands in two hours.</div>\n</div>\n
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Sneers
Unbenknownst to you, your favorite onslaught of groan-worthy one-liner jokes. Included with copy/pastable text are square/portrait orientation images if you feel like sharing. I came up with all jokes here by myself, though some/many may not be truly original. Either way, citation to this feed when sharing is appreciated.
You may be wondering, "why am I seeing each joke multiple times in every box?" The answer is accessibility. The typographic images are for people with attention span difficulties. The plain text is WCAG compliant for people with vision difficulties. The audio format is for people with extreme vision difficulties or blindness.
Each Sneer has a download package! Feel free to download and share anywhere!
Cruel Boss
<div class="trix-content">\n <div>I told my boss at the ink factory that I wanted to die.<br><br>He was oddly encouraging of the idea.</div>\n</div>\n
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Dark Side of the Moon
<div class="trix-content">\n <div>There's that one Led Zepplin song that goes, "I'll see you on the dark side of the moon."<br><br>You know, I've been mooned before. Not going to the dark side of it.</div>\n</div>\n
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