Sneers

Unbenknownst to you, your favorite onslaught of groan-worthy one-liner jokes. Included with copy/pastable text are square/portrait orientation images if you feel like sharing. I came up with all jokes here by myself, though some/many may not be truly original. Either way, citation to this feed when sharing is appreciated.

You may be wondering, "why am I seeing each joke multiple times in every box?" The answer is accessibility. The typographic images are for people with attention span difficulties. The plain text is WCAG compliant for people with vision difficulties. The audio format is for people with extreme vision difficulties or blindness.

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Bad Psychiatrist

<div class="trix-content">\n <div>I told my psychiatrist with bad hearing that I'm feeling dejected.<br><br>He quickly wrote down, "Patient thinks he's a VHS tape."</div>\n</div>\n

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Blackout Drunk

<div class="trix-content">\n <div>I once got blackout drunk. Just LIGHTS OUT. When I woke the next day...<br><br>I was being charged with terrorism for taking out the energy grid.</div>\n</div>\n

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Christmas Cougars

<div class="trix-content">\n <div>What do you call a cougar encounter while chopping down a Christmas tree?<br><br>A Christmas stalking!</div>\n</div>\n

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That's A Mean Cookie

<div class="trix-content">\n <div>What do you call a cookie that's mean and snippy at you?<br><br>Shortbread.</div>\n</div>\n

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Festive Potatoes

<div class="trix-content">\n <div>What do you call a bag of potato chips that travels the world in a single night giving gifts to all the children?<br><br>Krisp Krinkle.</div>\n</div>\n

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