Sneers

Unbenknownst to you, your favorite onslaught of groan-worthy one-liner jokes. Included with copy/pastable text are square/portrait orientation images if you feel like sharing. I came up with all jokes here by myself, though some/many may not be truly original. Either way, citation to this feed when sharing is appreciated.

You may be wondering, "why am I seeing each joke multiple times in every box?" The answer is accessibility. The typographic images are for people with attention span difficulties. The plain text is WCAG compliant for people with vision difficulties. The audio format is for people with extreme vision difficulties or blindness.

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February 7, 2024 Free Download

Lethal Cheese

<div class="trix-content">\n <div>Why is it lethal to pin a slice of Havarti cheese to cork board?<br><br>Because you're forced into getting a Havarti-tac.</div>\n</div>\n

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November 17, 2023 Free Download

Adolescent Bear

<div class="trix-content">\n <div>I once was attacked by an adolescent bear.<br><br>Now I run & scream in terror whenever I see a thirteen-year-old with chest hair wearing assless chaps.</div><div><br></div>\n</div>\n

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February 8, 2024 Free Download

Living the High Life

<div class="trix-content">\n <div>I used a mansion, sports car, the works.<br><br>But now I'm sober, so no more of the high life for me.</div>\n</div>\n

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November 23, 2023 Free Download

Crow Quarantine

<div class="trix-content">\n <div>I had to be quarantined after being visited by nineteen crows. I contracted CORVID-19.</div>\n</div>\n

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October 16, 2023 Free Download

Do the Dew

<div class="trix-content">\n <div>I used to drink Mountain Dew, but<br><br>it was a giant pain going up the pass every morning collecting all those droplets.</div>\n</div>\n

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October 17, 2023 Free Download

Health Ward

<div class="trix-content">\n <div>When I was at the hospital, I met depressed tempura, bipolar miso soup, and schizophrenic sushi. It was the Bento Health ward.</div>\n</div>\n

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